Two things I shall never be.
1) a full tilt poker brand ambassador.
2) voted one of People magazine's 50 Sexiest Men.
The Great Dane Gus Hansen is not only both of these things, he's so much more than that too. Winner of an unprecedented three world poker tour titles and a world series of poker bracelet, he is one of the most recognisable faces in all of poker. He's also an absolute bollox too.
Two things I shall always have.
1) A conscience
2) Common decency
Not only has Gus Hansen got neither of these things, he seems somewhat proud of the fact that he doesn't too. Renowned for stealing pots, the Great Dane would probably steal your wife, your sister, your mother and your grave too if you gave him half a chance.
Two things that Gus Hansen thinks he's is but isn't.
1) Genuinely famous
Now, as a full tilt qualifier this weekend in Galway I'm not quite sure what it is my full tilt poker ambassador does for me. In fact as a full tilt qualifier this weekend in Galway I have very little interest in what my full tilt ambassador does for me. One thing I hope they wouldn't do however is I hope they wouldn't take a girl from under me in a residents bar at 4am in a hotel opposite the venue.
Obviously this is what Gus Hansen sees his role in Galway this weekend to be. A man of impeccable disregard for the plight of the everyday fella.
But one thing I will always have is a conscious. Because from here till the day I die I will never take a girl from under a lad who has been courting her all night.
For the Great Dane however that's just another day at the office. Stealing women is like stealing pots, all the great players do it.